Tozzer - the kid, the comic, the movies, the mayhem.

23rd December 2005 - posted by Rob

It's Christmas! Well, almost. So have a good one, Tozzer fans and other creatures of cyberspace.

We'll have a new T-shirt for sale in the new year, and it's pretty spectacular, so keep your eyes peeled. But remember, kids, peeling your own eyes is a delicate procedure and should only be carried out under the supervision of a qualified medical expert or older sibling.

15th December 2005 - posted by Pete

Once upon a time, me and Rob created a little comic based on the video game Carmageddon. Now, many years later, archeologists have uncovered this priceless artefact, which pre-dates the Tozzer era.

So check out our early work, to see how even back then we were slightly messed up.

13th December 2005 - posted by Rob

Ok, I just want to say one thing: Web And Mini Comix Thing. We've booked a table, and it seems that all the indie press dudes are going to be there - Brodie's Law, Blink Twice, Portent Comics, Strangehaven, Soaring Penguin, etc.

This is going to be a great show, so put it in your diary pronto. It's in London and it's only 3 quid to come along. Bargain!

Click here for the full 2006 Tozzer schedule.

11th December 2005 - posted by Rob

"Have you ever found yourself teleported to the heart of the biggest toy shop in the world, and were you forced to spend an entire weekend there, while little blue bastards from outer space busily invaded your planet?"

Yup, the Tozzer Report from our recent Memorabilia event in Birmingham is now up, with plenty of Tozzer-cam footage.

Enjoy!

7th December 2005 - posted by Rob

Quick update. The Tozzer Report on our recent Borders signing is now up. Hope ya like. The Memorabilia report will be up in a few days.

Also, our Meet the Tozzers touring schedule has been updated, to include Collectormania in February and the Brighton Expo in October.

2nd December 2005 - posted by Rob

Some of you might know that every so often I write slightly daft reports on the comic shows we attend. Well, now my reports have been given a name, and a dodgy logo:

You can now read the latest Tozzer Report on the Brighton Comic Expo. Enjoy.

In other news, Chad Boudreau, of Comicreaders.com, has written another nice review of Tozzer 2: Special Edition.

14th November 2005 - posted by Rob

What are you doing on Thursday 24th November? Why not Meet the Tozzers?

To celebrate the release of Tozzer 2: Special Edition, me and Pete will be at Borders, signing stuff, drawing stuff, looking at portfolios, making jokes, causing a disturbance, using foul language, entertaining the assembled masses and well, you've seen the poster, you get the gist. Bring a friend, or an enemy, and see them corrupted right in front of you.

If you can't come and see us on the 24th, then you can Meet the Tozzers at these other events:

Comics Expo: Brighton 19-20th November, at the Hilton Metropole

Memorabilia: Birmingham 26-27th November, at the NEC

Come along, or we'll track you down and tie your shoelaces together, or something.

9th November 2005 - posted by Rob

There's another glowing review of Tozzer 2: Special Edition, this time by IGN. Apparently Tozzer 2 is a "must read", and who could possibly argue with that?

Thanks to IGN for the review, and to Dave Hood for telling me about it.

7th November 2005 - posted by Rob

Ok, I've just posted up a little report from the London MCM Expo, which took place on 29-30 October. We had a great time, and I took a bunch of stupid pictures for your viewing pleasure.

In other news, the good people at Indy Comic Review have given Tozzer 2: Special Edition a fantastic write-up. So please check out their site and show your support. Their reviews feature the opinions of three reviewers, and luckily they all gave Tozzer the thumbs up.

More news in the next few days...

22nd October 2005 - posted by Rob

Seen any reviews of Tozzer 2: Special Edition? Then get a FREE COPY sent to you by our good selves. It's easy, honest. Click on this big star thing and all will be explained!

If you don't want a free copy, because you're mental or something, then that's cool too, coz... drumroll... you can now buy Tozzer 2 SE from the Guru himself. But that's not all! We've had a limited edition cover done, exclusively for the Comic Guru, and these books look way cool. Only 200 copies were printed, and you can get your grubby hands on them here.

Also, check out the review section, as we've added 3 more reviews of Tozzer 2 SE.

Oh, and before I forget - come to the London Expo at Excel next weekend (Oct 29-30) coz me and Pete will be there. That's all you need to know. It'll be fun. Really! The guys from Brodie's Law will be there too, so you'll get a double helping of indie comics action!

19th September 2005 - posted by Rob

Damn, is September almost over? When did that happen? Who stole the summer?

Ok, well, we've had the Special Edition books back from the printer - actually this was about 3 weeks ago. The books arrived in crappy boxes (as they always do), so they had to be repacked, and me and Pete spent around 12 hours doing this. The joys of self-publishing! But they look awesome. The printers did a fantastic job, as you'll see when the books hit the shelves in a month or two.

We've also had our first review of the TPB, courtesy of Will Cooling, over at ComicsNexus. Check it out - he says some nice things. And they're all true!

21st August 2005 - posted by Rob

Here we go, it's our big news of the summer!

Tozzer 2 is being collected into a single volume trade paperback, and what's more, it's in color! Eric Erbes has transformed Pete's black & white artwork into a dazzling visual feast, as you can see in our 8 page preview!

Tozzer 2: Special Edition is released this November, and is featured in the September edition of Diamond's Previews catalogue. So pop into your local comic shop asap and give them the order code: SEP05 2636.

Check out the press release, if you've got nothing better to do!

4th August 2005 - posted by Rob

Just a quickie. We've had a couple of great reviews in for Tozzer 2: Episode V: Hulk Fiction. Thanks to Chad Boudreau, over at Comicreaders.com, for giving the book a very sexy 5 out of 5 rating. Thanks also to Heidi Meeley, who has some nice things to say over at 4colorreview.com.

Well, I said it was a quickie, and that's me done. But come back in a couple of weeks, when we'll make our next announcement!

10th July 2005 - posted by Rob

T-shirts, we got T-shirts, buy our lovely T-shirts! Oh yes, our humour reaches a new level of sophistication with this Revenge of the Shit design. A giant turd battling a big-eared dwarf - what's not to like? The shirts are on sale now, they look great and you need one. Now.

In other news... Tozzer 2: Episode V: Hulk Fiction should be on shelves across the globe as I write this. So, the final episode is out! If you can't find it, it's in stock at the Comic Guru and Ace Comics - or speak to your local comic shop and give them the order codes.

So, what else? Well, Heidi Meeley has written a great write-up of Tozzer and the Invisible Lap Dancers (our first title). Glenn Carter wrote about Tozzer in his Bristol round-up on SBC, and Glenn also wrote a review of Tozzer 2 #3. Hopefully we'll get some reviews of #5 in the comic weeks.

Now, I know it's not for a good few months, but the Brighton Expo is going to rock and we'll have a table there. If you can come along, then do so! It's important for the UK comics scene that as many exhibitors and fans support this event as possible.

One more thing... we've got something pretty cool to announce next month, so keep popping back!

29th May 2005 - posted by Rob

Well, it's 2 weeks since the Bristol Comic Expo and I've finally uploaded my big-ass report on the event. Beware - it's chock-full of photos, so those with crappy internet connections might want to upgrade to broadband, seeing as we're in the 21st century now.

Meanwhile, we're expecting to receive the 5th and final issue of Tozzer 2 in the coming week. I can't wait to see this puppy hit the shelves - and our legal team are ready for any resulting celebrity law suits.

25th April 2005 - posted by Rob

I've just put up a 5 page preview of Tozzer 2: Episode IV: Mattress Revulsions. Let us know what ya think.

Also, if you're in the neighbourhood, then come along to the Comic Expo, in Bristol, on May 14-15. It's the most important comics show in the UK and is always good fun. You'll be able to buy the first 4 issues of Tozzer 2 and loads of other stuff which is all highly desirable (honest!) and cheaper than in the shops. We'll be sat behind our table signing books, drawing sketches and corrupting the population one soul at a time. We're always up for a friendly chin-wag, so come on over!

11th April 2005 - posted by Rob

Regie Rigby, from Silver Bullet Comics, has written a great write-up of the whole Tozzer 2 series. He's seen the scripts for parts 4 and 5, so he knows how everything is resolved.

Episode IV has now gone to the printers and should be arriving in the UK later this month. It'll hit shelves in the US in the first half of May.

24th March 2005 - posted by Rob

Thanks to Chad Boudreau over at Comicreaders.com, who's written a review of Tozzer 2 Episode 3, awarding it a mighty 4 out of 5. Clearly the bribes are having some effect.

Also, go take a peek at the Tozzer interview at Comicdomain.co.uk, where I talk about all sorts of fascinating stuff, like, well.. actually I don't want to spoil it for you. Just trust me, it's a thoroughly entertaining read. Really, it's awesome. Ok, so maybe I'm lying but you'll never know unless you go see for yourself. Now, you're curious, right? No? Damn!

17th February 2005 - posted by Rob

Apparently Tozzer 2 Episode 3 is shipping from the printers today. Happy happy joy joy! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we've decided to show you the first six pages of the comic. How kind are we? I know, not very. But have a peek anyway before our server crashes as millions of Tozzer junkies get their fix. And in other news, Michael Jackson is still alive. Phew, that was close! If he snuffs it, some people might start thinking Tozzer 2 is in bad taste.

9th February 2005 - posted by Pete

Hey, People. Happy new year! Sorry it's been a long time since I last gave you an update, but I've been busier than a bunny on parole!

I've just added a post to the forum regarding some hot-off-the-press news about a new comic I've been working on, and the progress of Tozzer2 Episode3, so head over there right now…



	23rd December 2005 - posted by Rob It's Christmas! Well, almost. So have a good one, Tozzer fans and other creatures of cyberspace. We'll have a new T-shirt for sale in the new year, and it's pretty spectacular, so keep your eyes peeled. But remember, kids, peeling your own eyes is a delicate procedure and should only be carried out under the supervision of a qualified medical expert or older sibling. 15th December 2005 - posted by Pete Once upon a time, me and Rob created a little comic based on the video game Carmageddon. Now, many years later, archeologists have uncovered this priceless artefact, which pre-dates the Tozzer era. So check out our early work, to see how even back then we were slightly messed up. 13th December 2005 - posted by Rob Ok, I just want to say one thing: Web And Mini Comix Thing. We've booked a table, and it seems that all the indie press dudes are going to be there - Brodie's Law, Blink Twice, Portent Comics, Strangehaven, Soaring Penguin, etc. This is going to be a great show, so put it in your diary pronto. It's in London and it's only 3 quid to come along. Bargain! Click here for the full 2006 Tozzer schedule. 11th December 2005 - posted by Rob "Have you ever found yourself teleported to the heart of the biggest toy shop in the world, and were you forced to spend an entire weekend there, while little blue bastards from outer space busily invaded your planet?" Yup, the Tozzer Report from our recent Memorabilia event in Birmingham is now up, with plenty of Tozzer-cam footage. Enjoy! 7th December 2005 - posted by Rob Quick update. The Tozzer Report on our recent Borders signing is now up. Hope ya like. The Memorabilia report will be up in a few days. Also, our Meet the Tozzers touring schedule has been updated, to include Collectormania in February and the Brighton Expo in October. 2nd December 2005 - posted by Rob Some of you might know that every so often I write slightly daft reports on the comic shows we attend. Well, now my reports have been given a name, and a dodgy logo: You can now read the latest Tozzer Report on the Brighton Comic Expo. Enjoy. In other news, Chad Boudreau, of Comicreaders.com, has written another nice review of Tozzer 2: Special Edition. 14th November 2005 - posted by Rob What are you doing on Thursday 24th November? Why not Meet the Tozzers? To celebrate the release of Tozzer 2: Special Edition, me and Pete will be at Borders, signing stuff, drawing stuff, looking at portfolios, making jokes, causing a disturbance, using foul language, entertaining the assembled masses and well, you've seen the poster, you get the gist. Bring a friend, or an enemy, and see them corrupted right in front of you. If you can't come and see us on the 24th, then you can Meet the Tozzers at these other events: Comics Expo: Brighton 19-20th November, at the Hilton Metropole Memorabilia: Birmingham 26-27th November, at the NEC Come along, or we'll track you down and tie your shoelaces together, or something. 9th November 2005 - posted by Rob There's another glowing review of Tozzer 2: Special Edition, this time by IGN. Apparently Tozzer 2 is a "must read", and who could possibly argue with that? Thanks to IGN for the review, and to Dave Hood for telling me about it. 7th November 2005 - posted by Rob Ok, I've just posted up a little report from the London MCM Expo, which took place on 29-30 October. We had a great time, and I took a bunch of stupid pictures for your viewing pleasure. In other news, the good people at Indy Comic Review have given Tozzer 2: Special Edition a fantastic write-up. So please check out their site and show your support. Their reviews feature the opinions of three reviewers, and luckily they all gave Tozzer the thumbs up. More news in the next few days... 22nd October 2005 - posted by Rob Seen any reviews of Tozzer 2: Special Edition? Then get a FREE COPY sent to you by our good selves. It's easy, honest. Click on this big star thing and all will be explained! If you don't want a free copy, because you're mental or something, then that's cool too, coz... drumroll... you can now buy Tozzer 2 SE from the Guru himself. But that's not all! We've had a limited edition cover done, exclusively for the Comic Guru, and these books look way cool. Only 200 copies were printed, and you can get your grubby hands on them here. Also, check out the review section, as we've added 3 more reviews of Tozzer 2 SE. Oh, and before I forget - come to the London Expo at Excel next weekend (Oct 29-30) coz me and Pete will be there. That's all you need to know. It'll be fun. Really! The guys from Brodie's Law will be there too, so you'll get a double helping of indie comics action! 19th September 2005 - posted by Rob Damn, is September almost over? When did that happen? Who stole the summer? Ok, well, we've had the Special Edition books back from the printer - actually this was about 3 weeks ago. The books arrived in crappy boxes (as they always do), so they had to be repacked, and me and Pete spent around 12 hours doing this. The joys of self-publishing! But they look awesome. The printers did a fantastic job, as you'll see when the books hit the shelves in a month or two. We've also had our first review of the TPB, courtesy of Will Cooling, over at ComicsNexus. Check it out - he says some nice things. And they're all true! 21st August 2005 - posted by Rob Here we go, it's our big news of the summer! Tozzer 2 is being collected into a single volume trade paperback, and what's more, it's in color! Eric Erbes has transformed Pete's black & white artwork into a dazzling visual feast, as you can see in our 8 page preview! Tozzer 2: Special Edition is released this November, and is featured in the September edition of Diamond's Previews catalogue. So pop into your local comic shop asap and give them the order code: SEP05 2636. Check out the press release, if you've got nothing better to do! 4th August 2005 - posted by Rob Just a quickie. We've had a couple of great reviews in for Tozzer 2: Episode V: Hulk Fiction. Thanks to Chad Boudreau, over at Comicreaders.com, for giving the book a very sexy 5 out of 5 rating. Thanks also to Heidi Meeley, who has some nice things to say over at 4colorreview.com. Well, I said it was a quickie, and that's me done. But come back in a couple of weeks, when we'll make our next announcement! 10th July 2005 - posted by Rob T-shirts, we got T-shirts, buy our lovely T-shirts! Oh yes, our humour reaches a new level of sophistication with this Revenge of the Shit design. A giant turd battling a big-eared dwarf - what's not to like? The shirts are on sale now, they look great and you need one. Now. In other news... Tozzer 2: Episode V: Hulk Fiction should be on shelves across the globe as I write this. So, the final episode is out! If you can't find it, it's in stock at the Comic Guru and Ace Comics - or speak to your local comic shop and give them the order codes. So, what else? Well, Heidi Meeley has written a great write-up of Tozzer and the Invisible Lap Dancers (our first title). Glenn Carter wrote about Tozzer in his Bristol round-up on SBC, and Glenn also wrote a review of Tozzer 2 #3. Hopefully we'll get some reviews of #5 in the comic weeks. Now, I know it's not for a good few months, but the Brighton Expo is going to rock and we'll have a table there. If you can come along, then do so! It's important for the UK comics scene that as many exhibitors and fans support this event as possible. One more thing... we've got something pretty cool to announce next month, so keep popping back! 29th May 2005 - posted by Rob Well, it's 2 weeks since the Bristol Comic Expo and I've finally uploaded my big-ass report on the event. Beware - it's chock-full of photos, so those with crappy internet connections might want to upgrade to broadband, seeing as we're in the 21st century now. Meanwhile, we're expecting to receive the 5th and final issue of Tozzer 2 in the coming week. I can't wait to see this puppy hit the shelves - and our legal team are ready for any resulting celebrity law suits. 25th April 2005 - posted by Rob I've just put up a 5 page preview of Tozzer 2: Episode IV: Mattress Revulsions. Let us know what ya think. Also, if you're in the neighbourhood, then come along to the Comic Expo, in Bristol, on May 14-15. It's the most important comics show in the UK and is always good fun. You'll be able to buy the first 4 issues of Tozzer 2 and loads of other stuff which is all highly desirable (honest!) and cheaper than in the shops. We'll be sat behind our table signing books, drawing sketches and corrupting the population one soul at a time. We're always up for a friendly chin-wag, so come on over! 11th April 2005 - posted by Rob Regie Rigby, from Silver Bullet Comics, has written a great write-up of the whole Tozzer 2 series. He's seen the scripts for parts 4 and 5, so he knows how everything is resolved. Episode IV has now gone to the printers and should be arriving in the UK later this month. It'll hit shelves in the US in the first half of May. 24th March 2005 - posted by Rob Thanks to Chad Boudreau over at Comicreaders.com, who's written a review of Tozzer 2 Episode 3, awarding it a mighty 4 out of 5. Clearly the bribes are having some effect. Also, go take a peek at the Tozzer interview at Comicdomain.co.uk, where I talk about all sorts of fascinating stuff, like, well.. actually I don't want to spoil it for you. Just trust me, it's a thoroughly entertaining read. Really, it's awesome. Ok, so maybe I'm lying but you'll never know unless you go see for yourself. Now, you're curious, right? No? Damn! 17th February 2005 - posted by Rob Apparently Tozzer 2 Episode 3 is shipping from the printers today. Happy happy joy joy! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we've decided to show you the first six pages of the comic. How kind are we? I know, not very. But have a peek anyway before our server crashes as millions of Tozzer junkies get their fix. And in other news, Michael Jackson is still alive. Phew, that was close! If he snuffs it, some people might start thinking Tozzer 2 is in bad taste. 9th February 2005 - posted by Pete Hey, People. Happy new year! Sorry it's been a long time since I last gave you an update, but I've been busier than a bunny on parole! I've just added a post to the forum regarding some hot-off-the-press news about a new comic I've been working on, and the progress of Tozzer2 Episode3, so head over there right now…