Meet the Cast

There are many weird and wonderful characters in Peckerwood.
Here are just a few of them...

Our hapless hero. He has a passion for movies, so he’s right at home in Peckerwood. Tozzer spends much of his time trying to persuade Rod and Hornie that their acting careers are set to take off, and that they won’t all die of starvation before their next job comes in.

 

A serious adrenaline junkie. He’s ready for any challenge, especially if it’s a terrible idea which involves him risking life and limb. Rod loves to drive fast, perform wild stunts, and dance like a maniac, preferably all at the same time.

 

A super-slut and wannabe porn star. Her favorite pastimes are shopping, seducing older guys, and flipping through the pages of Jail Bait magazine. Hornie doesn’t care too much about other people. In fact, the only creature she has any feelings for is a fluffy pink rabbit named Pom Pom.

 

Manager of the Mystery Motel, where Tozzer, Rod and Hornie are staying. He is a wise and deeply spiritual person, but he’s also a snappy dresser, and he knows how to turn a buck. Zaddu is happy to share his wisdom with the guests of his motel. However, they rarely understand what the hell he’s on about.

Works for the Creative Individuals Agency, where he finds acting jobs for Tozzer, Rod and Hornie. Some of these jobs are highly dangerous, and seem more like missions than movie roles. In fact, what kind of agent is this man? Could he be a government operative, working undercover?

 

A cynical waitress, and owner of Brenda’s Diner, where the kids hang out. She was once a child star, but got chewed up and spat out by the movie business, and she’s been mentally scarred ever since. Pretty much anything makes her angry, so you’ll often see her grumbling to herself as she tends to her unfortunate customers.

The president of the United States. He’s a rude, ignorant teddy bear, with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. But whenever he’s on TV, audiences across the nation are seduced by his amazing charisma.

The second most powerful man in the country. He may not get much respect from the president, but the two of them are inseparable. In fact, maybe General Stryke has more influence on Prez than people think...

A notorious criminal, and five times winner of best-dressed super-villain. The Englishman is behind many of the sinister plots which put the town, and the planet, in danger. He has but one ambition: to take over the world. He hasn’t actually figured out what he’d do with the world if he ever took it over, but he’ll cross that bridge when he comes to it..

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